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If I Ever Get Rabies Tee
If I Ever Get Rabies Tee
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Comfort Colors® premium garment-dyed cotton
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2 Tees
from$50
$55.9
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Most Popular
3 Tees
from$67
$83.85
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BEST VALUE
4+ Tees
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Fit notes
Size Guide
Use these as flat-lay garment measurements. Compare with a tee you already love for the best fit.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 in | 26.6 in |
| M | 20.25 in | 28 in |
| L | 22 in | 29.4 in |
| XL | 24 in | 30.75 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 31.6 in |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
Width is measured across the chest, one inch below the armhole.
Cozy layers run roomier than tees. Use the sleeve column if your artwork or fit depends on arm length.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 27 in | 33 in |
| M | 22 in | 28 in | 34 in |
| L | 24 in | 29 in | 35 in |
| XL | 26 in | 30 in | 36 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 31 in | 37 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in | 38 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in | 39 in |
Sleeve is measured from center back neck to cuff.
Product details
Keep your distance, or don't. Either way, this tee lets everyone know exactly where they stand if things go south. It is the perfect way to warn your favorite people that your patience has a very specific expiration date.
A detailed raccoon illustration sits front and center on an Ivory Comfort Colors tee. The dark navy ink pops against the light fabric, giving it that classic, lived-in look you reach for every weekend.
Wear this to the grocery store when you really do not want to be perceived. It is mood for running errands or just existing in public.
- Genuine Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz, ringspun, vintage-washed feel
- Relaxed unisex fit — true to size
Our garments run true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. If you
prefer a looser, oversized look — great for layering or that
boyfriend-tee feel — size up by one.
Most of our customers wear their usual size for an easy, lived-in
fit. If you're between sizes, sizing up gives you more room.
For exact measurements (chest, length, sleeve), check the size
guide linked above your size selector.
Comfort Colors® tees are garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, but expect
a little extra softening with the first few washes. Our
sweatshirts and hoodies are heavyweight cotton blends with a
classic fit.
SHIPPING
Every order is printed and shipped from the USA. Once you
place your order, we typically print and pack within 1–3
business days. After that, standard shipping takes another
3–5 business days within the continental US.
You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships, so
you can follow it from our printer to your door.
Free shipping on all orders with 2 or more tees.
International shipping is available — rates and delivery times
vary by location and are calculated at checkout.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Not in love? You have 30 days from delivery to return or
exchange your order. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in
original condition.
To start a return, email us at upliftgiftstore@gmail.com with
your order number. We'll send you instructions and a return
shipping label.
Refunds are processed within 5 business days of receiving
your return.
DEFECTS OR ISSUES
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or wrong, email us
within 7 days of delivery with a photo and your order number —
we'll make it right with a free replacement, no return needed.
Questions? upliftgiftstore@gmail.com — we usually reply within
24 hours.
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