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Fit notes
Use these as flat-lay garment measurements. Compare with a tee you already love for the best fit.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 in | 26.6 in |
| M | 20.25 in | 28 in |
| L | 22 in | 29.4 in |
| XL | 24 in | 30.75 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 31.6 in |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
Width is measured across the chest, one inch below the armhole.
Cozy layers run roomier than tees. Use the sleeve column if your artwork or fit depends on arm length.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 27 in | 33 in |
| M | 22 in | 28 in | 34 in |
| L | 24 in | 29 in | 35 in |
| XL | 26 in | 30 in | 36 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 31 in | 37 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in | 38 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in | 39 in |
Sleeve is measured from center back neck to cuff.
Keep the holiday spirit chaotic this year with a little festive humor that definitely belongs on the naughty list. If you want to make the family gathering a bit more memorable, this is the way to do it.
The graphic features Santa and a woman sharing a kiss, printed in retro-inspired red, blue, and black ink on a classic Ivory Comfort Colors tee. It captures that vintage illustration vibe perfectly for anyone who prefers their Christmas decor with a side of sass.
Wear this to the next holiday party and see who actually pays attention to the text. It is the perfect conversation starter for when you are ready to stir the pot.
Our garments run true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. If you
prefer a looser, oversized look — great for layering or that
boyfriend-tee feel — size up by one.
Most of our customers wear their usual size for an easy, lived-in
fit. If you're between sizes, sizing up gives you more room.
For exact measurements (chest, length, sleeve), check the size
guide linked above your size selector.
Comfort Colors® tees are garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, but expect
a little extra softening with the first few washes. Our
sweatshirts and hoodies are heavyweight cotton blends with a
classic fit.
SHIPPING
Every order is printed and shipped from the USA. Once you
place your order, we typically print and pack within 1–3
business days. After that, standard shipping takes another
3–5 business days within the continental US.
You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships, so
you can follow it from our printer to your door.
Free shipping on all orders with 2 or more tees.
International shipping is available — rates and delivery times
vary by location and are calculated at checkout.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Not in love? You have 30 days from delivery to return or
exchange your order. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in
original condition.
To start a return, email us at upliftgiftstore@gmail.com with
your order number. We'll send you instructions and a return
shipping label.
Refunds are processed within 5 business days of receiving
your return.
DEFECTS OR ISSUES
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or wrong, email us
within 7 days of delivery with a photo and your order number —
we'll make it right with a free replacement, no return needed.
Questions? upliftgiftstore@gmail.com — we usually reply within
24 hours.

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